delicious sci-fi.

delicious sci-fi.

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spotted at the used bookstore:

"actually, I prefer Noh theater. Noh plays are my favorite."

spotted at the used bookstore:

"actually, I prefer Noh theater. Noh plays are my favorite."

"can we just save the original document as a .pdf, then paste it into a Word document, and print it that way?"

*sigh*
my life.

"can we just save the original document as a .pdf, then paste it into a Word document, and print it that way?"

*sigh*
my life.

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hobolunchbox:

Here’s this.

taffy butt!

hobolunchbox:

Here’s this.

taffy butt!

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obviouslycloe:

Best of the Worst reimagined as the Scooby-Doo gang.

I CAN’T EVEN

obviouslycloe:

Best of the Worst reimagined as the Scooby-Doo gang.

I CAN’T EVEN

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I found Denby at the thrift store. can’t believe I did. he’s so elusive!

I found Denby at the thrift store. can’t believe I did. he’s so elusive!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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from Bull Cook and Authentic Historical Recipes and Practices, c. George Leonard Herter, 1969

best cookbook ever. there’s a baller recipe for Baba au Rhum, instructions for how to skin bullheads and catfish, recipes for muskrat legs, tips on baking potatoes using nails, formulas for making wine out of any kind of flower, and a final section with the heading “In Case of a Hydrogen Bomb Attack You Must Know the Ways of the Wilderness to Survive.”

it’s like The Joy of Cooking’s crazy shut-in uncle.

a must-read.

retrograde politics in everyday life

today so far:

1. a one-hour staff meeting about drafting a vision statement and list of core values which included the word “empower.” I had to set up the whiteboard and markers for Boss and we had to format his presentation materials.

1a. we also heard about “meaningful work for underserved populations.”

2. Boss asked the secretaries to look on several travel website for the cheapest flight — and book it for him — for his personal trip out of state.

"here is a directory of all the businesses in town, printed in very tiny font in a book of lists. it is 10 pages long. photocopy each of these pages, then scan them to file and save as pdf. then, convert them to either word or excel, then discard all columns except for name and address and create a database of these so we can do a mail merge."

or, i could type them.

"hopefully it’ll work this way, instead."

IT WON’T