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fixer-jones:

Excerpt from Gertrude Stein’s “Sugar”

A violent luck and a whole sample and even then quiet.

Water is squeezing, water is almost squeezing on lard. Water, water is a mountain and it is selected and it is so practical that there is no use in money. A mind under is exact and so it is necessary…

AHHHHH BEST PHOTOSHOP

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colleenrants:

MST3K Cocktails: Blood Waters of Dr. Z

Brute champagne
Shot of Southern Comfort

nope, nope, I call shenanigans. 1. BRUT obvi2. this needs a sink of either Jager or *maybe* Chambord, to give it that “matted hair in the solution” look from the film. 3. ugh, I just deliberately endorsed Jager.

colleenrants:

MST3K Cocktails: Blood Waters of Dr. Z

Brute champagne

Shot of Southern Comfort

nope, nope, I call shenanigans.

1. BRUT obvi

2. this needs a sink of either Jager or *maybe* Chambord, to give it that “matted hair in the solution” look from the film.

3. ugh, I just deliberately endorsed Jager.

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

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et11obsessions:

He only pulls out this special move when he really wants to become death.

looking forward to Godzilla vs. Walter White, btw. especially if G pulls out this classic move.

et11obsessions:

He only pulls out this special move when he really wants to become death.

looking forward to Godzilla vs. Walter White, btw. especially if G pulls out this classic move.

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

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pr1nceshawn:

Illustrations by David Olenick.

(Source: davidolenick.com)

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tellovishous:

Presented without context.

tellovishous:

Presented without context.

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NOTHING IS PHO FREE

NOTHING IS PHO FREE

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theprettynerdie:

I love frank conniff so much

YES this.

theprettynerdie:

I love frank conniff so much

YES this.

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Sharknado: We'll do it live!

lastowka:

As you’ve hopefully heard or are maybe just learning after this comma, we just announced that our next RiffTrax Live show will be SHARKNADO!

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"Wait a second," you’re grumbling as you tweet your disgust with one hand and set fire to every RiffTrax you own with your other (Your taxes and…

I’ve been steadily more okay with Shaknado every since it started slipping from its ludicrous 90% rating on RottenTomatoes, so I see no reason not to be stoked about this. Rifftrax did Santa Claus Conquers the Martians without poaching the existing mst3k jokes, they dealt with Night of the Living Dead with respect for the quality of the movie, they gave Neil Patrick Harris’s goofy role in Starship Troopers all the razz it deserved while obviously enjoying him as an actor. they can deal with friggin’ Shaknado and make you like it, y’all.

plus HELLO, a tornado. FULL OF SHARKS.