it’s time to start planning the menu for my Sketchmas party.
(that’s Shrimp and Tomato Aspic Pie, in case anyone had previously been hungry. you’re welcome.)
she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro
the most important gifset to have ever been created
The most important film of ours or any other generation
Truly, if the makers of Citizen Kane could have seen ‘The Room’ they would not have bothered, realising how their own film would pale into insignificance when compared to this masterpiece…
the greatest complete failure in contemporary cinema. how I love it so.
RIFFTRAX LIVE. We’re nearly ready. Nearly.
We’ve been looking at this guy’s greasy, shiny, hammy, histrionic, fake-mustachioed bile-green puss for days. Weeks. He’s wearing upsettingly baggy tights and threatening Santa Claus with a Wham-O Air Blaster. He couldn’t act his way out of a silent fart.
And now we’re ready to put the hurt on this whiney viridescent bitch and his leotard wearing pals.
Come us, this Thursday December 5th, at your local theater, as we riff SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS, live from Nashville. There will be a suitably ridiculous short to start the evening. And I have a brand-new Hawaiian Christmas shirt.
Be there. Aloha. Ho ho ho.
San Francisco, CA $350.00
“Looking for a very,very, open minded female to share bedroom with one male. we’d share the same room and the same comfy queen sized bed though not necessarily in an intimate way.”
"Please be under 35"
“please text me something about your self as well as some pics”
One of the most tense moments in this masterpiece of modern cinema…
just thinking about this movie causes me pain
Sometimes I wonder how this movie can actually be real…
You don’t understand anything, man. Just keep your stupid comments in your pocket!
|spock:||father i had a feeling today|
|surak:||well don't son|